one does not simply walk into mordor
one bashes that fucking gate down using nothing but her head, wipes the floor with some orcs, victory prances in and finishes off a days work by claiming Legolas as her trophy elf.
in other words, have some badass hoodies reminiscent of LOTR.
Wana know where to get them? read this doods: http://tuffcutstv.tumblr.com/post/14958816940/hey-tumblr-yeah-tumblr-im-fucking-talking-to
nicholas k, you owe me so much money.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.
is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all
I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”
AND IT GOT WORSE:
remember when the basic fucking concept of a commodity was that buying something meant it was yours
I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.
This means that you are not buying your games. You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.
You will not own your game. You will not own your console. Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.” Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system. Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver. Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.
All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.
This is unacceptable. Buy any console but an XBox One. Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.
Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.
There are way too many people that get banned unfairly. This is bullshit. I let my nephew play on my live account once when he was little, and I got a lot of people reporting me just because he was playing like a five year old. So. Cool.
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Where has this been all my life????
I JUST PEED MYSELF
THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG
I just died a bit
only a bit
probably one of the best no’s in the history of musicals
#YOU SASSY MOTHERFUCKERS #THIS ENTIRE SCENE IS JUST A SASSOFF #’IT MEANS YOU GET YOUR YELLOW TICKET OF LEAVE. LIKE COME THE FUCK ON VALJEAN YOU ROBBED A FUCKING HOUSE’ #’OH MY GOD. THAT WAS ONE TIME JAVERT. I BROKE A WINDOWPANE.’ #’HONEY YOU ARE A THIEF’ #’I STOLE A FUCKING LOAF OF BREAD IT’S NOT LIKE I STOLE THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE OR SOME SHIT’ #’AND I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE WE WERE FUCKING STARVING’ #’DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK HONEY YOU WILL STARVE AGAIN UNTIL YOU LEARN THE MEANING OF THE FUCKING LAW’ #’I KNOW THE MEANING OF THOSE NINETEEN FUCKING YEARS YOU DOUCHEBAG’ #’DON’T EVEN TRY YOU WERE ONLY GOING TO BE IN THERE FOR FIVE YEARS AND THEN SOMEBODY TRIED TO ESCAPE’ #’SO YOU KNOW WHAT 24601—’ #’MY NAME ASSHOLE IS JEAN VALJEAN’ #’W/E BITCH I’M JAVERT’ #’YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THAT NAME VALJEAN HONEY DON’T U FORGET ABOUT ME…….’ #’2 4 6 0 1’ *SNAPS FINGERS FIVE TIMES*
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’
drag queens are so baddass jfc
Drag queens ftw
Wow… Just, wow…
This would make a good comic story!
If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…
i WANT AN OTAMATONE THEYRE SO ANNOYING
I am obligated to reblog this on the grounds that it is insanely annoying and I want it.
oh my god. i cannot stop laughing
oh my god they’re really cute and i;m laughing so hard
The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know:
i found a way to make my headache worse
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